1 00:02:24,371 --> 00:02:28,300 What are you doing? It's a song. martyrdom, not thanks. 2 00:02:28,300 --> 00:02:31,201 Come on, start over. 3 00:02:31,354 --> 00:02:35,598 - It's a sin, but I still dream of stew. - What do you have against pasta? 4 00:02:35,599 --> 00:02:39,346 Why not call it Concilio? I don't understand. 5 00:02:39,346 --> 00:02:44,747 This is a very controversial topic. 6 00:02:47,308 --> 00:02:53,207 Beautiful breasts of saints, sweet as golden honey. 7 00:02:53,824 --> 00:02:56,591 Pray for us, Our Father. 8 00:02:56,811 --> 00:03:02,998 Your loyalty and sacrifice 9 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,001 will be awarded. 10 00:03:05,034 --> 00:03:13,100 People from the church are closer to God, united by the sacrifice of Christ. 11 00:03:13,147 --> 00:03:20,110 I baptize you so that your sins die. and to rise again on the cross 12 00:03:21,218 --> 00:03:28,746 so that marriage unites the bride and groom with the blood of Christ 13 00:03:29,620 --> 00:03:35,965 to find a life lost in sin through penance. 14 00:03:36,362 --> 00:03:40,603 Sacrament of baptism 15 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:45,394 is a symbol of a deep inner connection with Jesus. 16 00:03:45,877 --> 00:03:48,639 - That will be enough for today. - What are you doing? 17 00:03:48,639 --> 00:03:53,060 Study these holy chapters well. because next time you will be tested. 18 00:03:57,383 --> 00:04:00,967 Get up, Tonino Nišćemi! Aren't you ashamed, you pig? 19 00:04:00,984 --> 00:04:03,703 I'll send you to the director right away. 20 00:04:03,704 --> 00:04:06,399 We'll see what he thinks. 21 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:09,900 This is what you do. during class, Tonino? 22 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:13,401 The Holy Church needs capable soldiers, 23 00:04:13,634 --> 00:04:17,987 able to curb his bad instincts. Do you understand? 24 00:04:19,281 --> 00:04:22,709 You don't know how to control yourself, Nišcemi! 25 00:04:22,764 --> 00:04:26,360 That's why I'm sending you home, Tonino. 26 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:31,893 Examine your conscience. close with your family before making a decision. 27 00:04:32,725 --> 00:04:39,356 Let's consider this a vacation. 28 00:04:39,536 --> 00:04:43,826 - It's not possible! That's the priest I... - Again? 29 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:46,050 And then he says... 30 00:04:46,504 --> 00:04:49,312 - Where is Don Salvatore? - In his room. 31 00:04:49,413 --> 00:04:53,663 That's a bad sign, every time. 32 00:04:53,665 --> 00:04:56,899 from the moment he gets up until he goes to bed. 33 00:04:56,899 --> 00:05:02,492 It's true. Yesterday he asked me for 10,000 lira. He said he would win the lottery with him. 34 00:05:02,524 --> 00:05:07,387 - He saw numbers in his dream. - Of course! He won these candles last time. 35 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:12,199 These clothes are too tight, Mimi! Must be worn wide. 36 00:05:12,199 --> 00:05:17,021 - There are changes. - Always the same! And everything disappears in this house. 37 00:05:17,478 --> 00:05:21,665 You are getting bigger every day. How far will they go? 38 00:05:21,882 --> 00:05:24,999 I can't do anything about it. if these clothes don't fit me. 39 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:29,016 You stay here all day. eat every half hour. 40 00:05:29,218 --> 00:05:35,295 I should look like a supermodel, Appearance is important for the baron's son. 41 00:05:35,298 --> 00:05:38,113 Are you going to a wedding or a funeral? 42 00:05:38,362 --> 00:05:39,709 soon! 43 00:05:43,437 --> 00:05:46,226 Dad, will you open it? 44 00:05:48,641 --> 00:05:52,242 Dad, what are you doing locked inside? 45 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:03,132 - I doubt what you want. - It's urgent, dad! 46 00:06:04,545 --> 00:06:07,540 Get out of there, we need to talk. 47 00:06:09,706 --> 00:06:13,266 all saints, What are you doing dressed like that? 48 00:06:13,319 --> 00:06:17,473 Are you going to a costume ball? 49 00:06:17,475 --> 00:06:19,999 - What is that? - That concerns Tonin. 50 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,499 What else do you want to do to him? 51 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:27,699 It wasn't enough to send him. at the seminar and ruin his life? 52 00:06:27,699 --> 00:06:31,399 - So what's going on? - They tell me to come get it. 53 00:06:31,399 --> 00:06:34,000 Why did he become a nun? 54 00:06:34,005 --> 00:06:37,201 - What do you say, dad? - Don't call me "dad". 55 00:06:37,204 --> 00:06:41,298 And I'd rather you call. when you want to see me 56 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:45,292 Why do you act like this with those who love you? 57 00:06:45,319 --> 00:06:47,701 You will never understand. 58 00:06:47,704 --> 00:06:51,499 I would understand if you were wiser. But let's not talk about that anymore. 59 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:55,199 - Yes, that's better. - But I can't bring Tonin back. 60 00:06:55,199 --> 00:06:59,199 I have important things to do, and Mimi must stay with me. 61 00:06:59,199 --> 00:07:02,999 - Where did he get those habits from? - Certainly not from you. 62 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,399 He is serious, intelligent, and don't think about women. 63 00:07:06,399 --> 00:07:09,798 - And he has a pure spirit. - Many qualities I don't have. 64 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,798 You must think of Tonino. 65 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:16,500 We can agree. if you pay my travel expenses. 66 00:07:16,531 --> 00:07:21,798 I need a luxury car with a driver, and what goes with it. 67 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:25,456 - How much does the package cost? - 40,000. 68 00:07:25,884 --> 00:07:28,079 All right. 18,000. 69 00:07:28,692 --> 00:07:30,562 20,000? 70 00:07:32,547 --> 00:07:35,300 This perfume is disgusting! 71 00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:39,500 "La Nuit Parisienne", an authentic French perfume! 72 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,502 But you don't know anything about that! 73 00:07:41,884 --> 00:07:44,841 Here comes Don Salvatore! 74 00:07:46,487 --> 00:07:49,500 Do you want me to take my grandson there? 75 00:07:49,505 --> 00:07:53,098 3000 lire is already too little, Don Salvatore, believe me. 76 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:59,021 3,000 lira, plus fuel and food. What else do you want? 77 00:07:59,630 --> 00:08:02,199 Go ahead if you want. 78 00:08:02,199 --> 00:08:06,600 Of course! That way people will believe that we are related. 79 00:08:06,603 --> 00:08:09,800 You think this is my first time riding? 80 00:08:09,814 --> 00:08:13,747 I'm a baron and you're a driver, Let's be clear! 81 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:16,016 Beginning. 82 00:08:18,029 --> 00:08:22,529 - Do you prefer to sit uncomfortably? - Mind your own business! 83 00:08:23,468 --> 00:08:26,899 It's always convenient. to have a priest in the family. 84 00:08:26,899 --> 00:08:30,300 My son believes it too, but that's not my opinion. 85 00:08:30,319 --> 00:08:35,649 Wait, I see a kiosk. I would like to take a magazine. 86 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:36,850 informative. 87 00:08:37,496 --> 00:08:41,499 - Why are you smiling? - I understand what you mean by "informative". 88 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:43,802 The end justifies the means. 89 00:08:44,102 --> 00:08:49,543 I would rather become a monk myself. because there is no priest in the family. 90 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:53,571 - What about you, Don Salvatore? - Shut up and drive! 91 00:09:00,163 --> 00:09:05,092 Hole! Sons of a bitch! 92 00:09:10,196 --> 00:09:12,798 - I forgot to give you this. - THANK YOU! 93 00:09:12,799 --> 00:09:18,768 If the temptation of the flesh is too strong, Look at this picture and be strong like a saint. 94 00:09:18,804 --> 00:09:23,070 - I am strong. - Goodbye, Tonino! 95 00:09:25,488 --> 00:09:29,730 This is your grandfather. It's nice, he came for you. 96 00:09:29,826 --> 00:09:34,198 But why didn't you come in? to wait for your grandson 97 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,499 instead of waiting in the sun? 98 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:39,500 - It's my allergy. - Your allergy? 99 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:42,538 Yes, incense makes me drool. 100 00:09:42,538 --> 00:09:46,000 I know that, my son, but you should start 101 00:09:46,009 --> 00:09:50,698 to be reconciled with the Lord, because sooner or later we will appear before him. 102 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:54,600 - I prefer later. - Do you read funny magazines? 103 00:09:54,606 --> 00:09:57,831 It's not for people your age. 104 00:09:59,153 --> 00:10:04,399 You should be ashamed of yourself, Don Salvatore. Incontinence is a mortal sin, 105 00:10:04,399 --> 00:10:07,114 but you don't care. 106 00:10:07,244 --> 00:10:09,413 Go, my son. 107 00:10:10,763 --> 00:10:13,023 May Saint Anthony protect you. 108 00:10:13,027 --> 00:10:15,690 - He's coming! - My little Tonino! 109 00:10:17,344 --> 00:10:19,432 Let me kiss you. 110 00:10:19,765 --> 00:10:23,403 - How do I look, grandpa? - You are a little pale. 111 00:10:24,543 --> 00:10:27,450 Come on, hurry up. 112 00:10:30,559 --> 00:10:34,000 What's there? It won't bite you. 113 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:37,801 On the way. You shouldn't listen to this priest, 114 00:10:37,831 --> 00:10:41,129 He does not know how to appreciate the works of the Lord. 115 00:10:41,754 --> 00:10:45,062 This woman is probably stopping him. 116 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:49,802 My dear, all this is better than vitamins. 117 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,315 Do you like women? 118 00:10:53,106 --> 00:10:56,198 Don't you love these holy creatures? 119 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,817 We don't have to look at certain things. 120 00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:03,278 - We must devote ourselves to chastity. - But what kind of wish? 121 00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:08,519 He wouldn't convince me. that women reject you? 122 00:11:09,106 --> 00:11:12,886 Come on, answer your grandfather! You broke my heart. 123 00:11:13,761 --> 00:11:17,434 So they don't reject you, do they? 124 00:11:18,559 --> 00:11:21,645 You came to your senses! 125 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:24,956 Have you started rubbing the mast yet? 126 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:29,932 Why are you looking at me like that? You don't talk to a priest! 127 00:11:29,998 --> 00:11:32,335 Come on, answer me! 128 00:11:32,486 --> 00:11:37,897 - I do not sin against the body. - It's a shame not to do certain things. 129 00:11:37,977 --> 00:11:40,566 Saint Anthony did not think so. 130 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:44,301 You and your Saint Anthony... What do you do at school? 131 00:11:44,389 --> 00:11:49,136 I play football. My idols are Saint Anthony and Kenania. 132 00:11:49,206 --> 00:11:53,706 Chenaniah? I don't know this saint. Is she good? 133 00:11:54,309 --> 00:11:56,900 Let's stop by Lola's to eat. 134 00:11:56,908 --> 00:12:02,336 since there is no one at home Apart from Rosalia, she also makes my stomach turn. 135 00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:07,027 - And where did you stay? - I'm not interested in their jobs. 136 00:12:20,086 --> 00:12:24,134 No rush, we have to get there. when there won't be many people. 137 00:12:31,423 --> 00:12:33,301 God bless you! 138 00:12:33,302 --> 00:12:37,201 - What is this story? - Interesting story. 139 00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:41,701 - Isn't that a love story? - He can't do that. 140 00:12:41,701 --> 00:12:43,500 It won't last. 141 00:12:43,509 --> 00:12:46,698 - How did they know each other? - Writing letters to each other. 142 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:51,399 - That's romantic! - Yes... He didn't even write those letters. 143 00:12:51,399 --> 00:12:54,900 - Carmela is strange. - And he, is he handsome? 144 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:58,798 - Yes, very nice. - His wife killed herself because of him. 145 00:12:58,799 --> 00:13:00,298 Are they? 146 00:13:00,299 --> 00:13:04,000 Looks like they had a fight. and killed herself. 147 00:13:04,541 --> 00:13:10,460 And to think that he is elegant and so rich. 148 00:13:10,674 --> 00:13:14,566 - One groom! - I'm curious to see the bride. 149 00:13:14,610 --> 00:13:18,674 It looks even more beautiful. as his first wife. 150 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:23,168 - They will make a cuckold out of him. - A penalty of 5 years is foreseen for this. 151 00:13:27,629 --> 00:13:30,000 - Baron! - My respect! 152 00:13:31,572 --> 00:13:35,668 He and Karmela wrote romantic letters to each other. 153 00:13:58,350 --> 00:14:01,698 - It's about money. - And also knowledge, 154 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:05,099 Because Baron Niscemi he knows Carmela's family. 155 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:08,499 Interested acquaintances luckily for my father. 156 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:13,216 You, Carmela Paterno, do you take for a legal spouse 157 00:14:13,297 --> 00:14:19,326 Vincenzo Niscemi here, according to the holy laws of marriage? 158 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,599 That. 159 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:27,000 You, Vincenzo Niscemi, take for his lawful wife Carmela Paterno. 160 00:14:27,009 --> 00:14:29,999 He is handsome. If I were in his place... 161 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,567 What are you saying? He seems too old for her. 162 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:35,500 That. 163 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:39,298 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. 164 00:14:39,299 --> 00:14:41,460 - So be it. -Amen! 165 00:14:54,712 --> 00:14:59,198 This is something good. What do you want to start with? 166 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:03,899 I want to eat you I'm not interested in macaroni. 167 00:15:03,899 --> 00:15:07,038 What a beautiful piece of woman! 168 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,956 What are you saying? 169 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:16,192 - I pray for your soul. - Pray for something more important! 170 00:15:20,822 --> 00:15:24,333 - Hello! - Don Salvatore, what an honor! 171 00:15:24,649 --> 00:15:26,899 I miss you, Tonino. 172 00:15:26,899 --> 00:15:30,999 You must take good care of him, still carries the scent of a saint. 173 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,698 He didn't miss a pornographic film. But let's be gentle with him. 174 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:39,600 Never! As long as there is life, there is hope. - Hopefully, we won't get far. 175 00:15:39,735 --> 00:15:43,801 So what can we do for this pretty little blonde? 176 00:15:43,801 --> 00:15:48,499 You'll find out later. For now, let's eat nicely. 177 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,405 What do you say, Tonino? 178 00:15:52,245 --> 00:15:56,099 You know, Don Salvatore, Your grandson will be a good rider. 179 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,403 - Thank you. - It's nothing. 180 00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:04,099 I will cook you a meal now. who will make you happy 181 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,811 and what secret Lola is hiding. - THANK YOU! 182 00:16:08,956 --> 00:16:10,743 Come on. 183 00:16:12,715 --> 00:16:18,114 If you tried to make love to him, you see what heaven is. 184 00:16:19,927 --> 00:16:22,871 What's down there? 185 00:16:23,452 --> 00:16:26,888 Don Salvatore, still trying here? 186 00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:31,953 You know, when you can't eat anymore, we just smell it. 187 00:16:32,778 --> 00:16:37,411 - Is that right, Tonino? - Can't you see that the poor boy is blushing? 188 00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:41,900 Pay no attention to it, Tonino, Your grandfather only talks about sex. 189 00:16:41,903 --> 00:16:44,282 It's an obsession. 190 00:16:47,129 --> 00:16:49,409 So you don't eat? 191 00:16:49,610 --> 00:16:51,510 I will help you. 192 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:03,339 Some olives for you, all black. 193 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:08,195 Try it, it's so good. 194 00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:12,259 He deserves a kiss. 195 00:17:21,253 --> 00:17:24,798 - Why are you leaving? - Tonino, where are you going? 196 00:17:24,799 --> 00:17:26,987 To the toilet! 197 00:17:40,094 --> 00:17:42,507 Look at this. 198 00:17:43,933 --> 00:17:47,981 Saint Anthony, help me! 199 00:18:00,210 --> 00:18:03,101 There are two birds on the family coat of arms. 200 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:08,781 In fact, the other is a dragon. Only one bird lives in this house! 201 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,007 - Here you go, Rosalie. - Charmed. 202 00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:20,787 Come on, dear. 203 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:26,694 You look stunned, Rosalie. 204 00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:34,046 This is your new home, Carmela. I hope you like it. 205 00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:54,353 What do you think? 206 00:18:54,752 --> 00:18:57,854 It fell by itself. Would you like some, mom? 207 00:18:58,743 --> 00:19:01,585 Do I need to show you the rest of the house? 208 00:19:01,689 --> 00:19:05,060 Maybe you want to change? Come on. 209 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,342 This dog is very dangerous. 210 00:19:09,428 --> 00:19:12,750 So, is the house to your liking? 211 00:19:15,093 --> 00:19:17,500 Here are the candles. 212 00:19:17,601 --> 00:19:21,401 They are soft. Because of the heat, of course. 213 00:19:21,599 --> 00:19:24,494 We should turn on the air conditioner. 214 00:19:26,003 --> 00:19:27,893 Climate? 215 00:19:32,363 --> 00:19:35,886 - That's Tony's. - Tonino? 216 00:19:37,201 --> 00:19:40,520 - Dad! - Tonino! 217 00:19:43,086 --> 00:19:46,800 How you've grown, Tonino! 218 00:19:46,855 --> 00:19:49,925 You have become a man! 219 00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:56,798 - Did you warn Tonin, dad? - Jesus-Marie-Josef, I missed it! 220 00:19:57,442 --> 00:20:02,742 I should have written you earlier, but maybe it's better that way. 221 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:07,941 You have to understand that he is human He can't be alone all his life. 222 00:20:07,946 --> 00:20:10,263 I got married again. 223 00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:14,701 Come on, look at me! 224 00:20:14,701 --> 00:20:19,701 learn to love me because now I'm your mom. 225 00:20:28,905 --> 00:20:34,128 I said "mom". Your mom. 226 00:20:46,491 --> 00:20:50,811 Don't make that face. You look like you got stung by a scorpion. 227 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:55,972 Carmela is your new mother. That's normal. that a mother loves her son, even a priest. 228 00:20:55,973 --> 00:20:58,855 - I'm not a priest yet! - What? 229 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,644 Welcome, my daughter! 230 00:21:02,671 --> 00:21:05,898 Dad, we'd like to show Carmela's house. 231 00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:09,300 Do me the honor of showing you. 232 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,500 You are in good hands with me. 233 00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:17,857 Why didn't you download everything? That may have impressed Carmela. 234 00:21:36,432 --> 00:21:39,694 Come into my arms. 235 00:21:42,913 --> 00:21:44,586 one mother... 236 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:54,111 Hold me tight, Carmela. 237 00:22:12,888 --> 00:22:15,762 You eat like a pig. 238 00:22:21,193 --> 00:22:23,551 Hello, engaged couples! 239 00:22:23,928 --> 00:22:27,884 Here is your new family gathered for breakfast. 240 00:22:35,447 --> 00:22:38,077 I told you to eat slowly. 241 00:23:25,596 --> 00:23:28,650 I only drink tea in the morning. 242 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:32,380 - What did you say? - Tea. 243 00:23:33,154 --> 00:23:36,199 - English tea? - Exactly. 244 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,220 Continental. 245 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:44,798 We drink coffee with milk. since the time of the dinosaurs. 246 00:23:45,309 --> 00:23:49,250 You eat like it's Christmas. That's disgusting. 247 00:23:49,255 --> 00:23:54,343 Tomorrow will be just tea and toast. And this applies to everyone, understand? 248 00:23:54,915 --> 00:23:56,861 Clear the table! 249 00:23:57,386 --> 00:23:59,201 My treasure... 250 00:23:59,402 --> 00:24:01,702 And take off this mustache! 251 00:24:03,354 --> 00:24:06,003 Is there a problem with my mustache? 252 00:24:22,948 --> 00:24:26,779 - What are you watching? - Nothing. 253 00:24:27,026 --> 00:24:29,859 I'm here to help you. 254 00:24:29,976 --> 00:24:32,539 So come and help me. 255 00:24:34,798 --> 00:24:37,582 What's down there? 256 00:25:00,348 --> 00:25:04,794 it was raining Go upstairs and get the eggs. 257 00:25:06,409 --> 00:25:09,223 I want to make a bellows today. 258 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,161 Attention! 259 00:25:22,361 --> 00:25:24,201 Poor Fifi! 260 00:25:26,994 --> 00:25:30,991 You have a beautiful robe. Did you understand that at the seminar? 261 00:25:50,984 --> 00:25:54,201 I drink to your beauty, Carmela! 262 00:26:00,308 --> 00:26:02,414 What a symphony! 263 00:26:04,873 --> 00:26:09,758 It took you a long time. What did you do? Alone in the coop with Carmel? 264 00:26:09,871 --> 00:26:13,734 - What do you say, grandfather? - Don't be angry, I was joking. 265 00:26:14,557 --> 00:26:18,935 But tell me what you played. with all this straw on him. 266 00:26:19,005 --> 00:26:23,022 - I fell off the ladder. - Still, she was on the ladder. 267 00:26:23,378 --> 00:26:27,423 - No. - How it was also covered with straw. 268 00:26:29,919 --> 00:26:32,634 - Tell me. - What? 269 00:26:33,481 --> 00:26:37,123 To dream about her. I hope you like it, for God's sake! 270 00:26:37,795 --> 00:26:41,398 What do they know about it? Mom... but what a mom! 271 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:46,398 And I should tell myself that she is my daughter. when i see her walking with that ass? 272 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,401 I, Don Salvatore Niscemi, should say to myself: 273 00:26:49,401 --> 00:26:52,801 "Don't look at your daughter's ass!" let's go... 274 00:27:11,578 --> 00:27:14,401 That's it! I like it so much. 275 00:27:14,401 --> 00:27:17,001 And put your knee away, it hurts. 276 00:27:18,201 --> 00:27:20,103 That's right, Carmela. 277 00:27:38,624 --> 00:27:42,300 Once today and 4 times yesterday. 278 00:27:58,007 --> 00:27:59,800 Again? 279 00:28:00,101 --> 00:28:04,701 Did you see how beautiful you are, Karmela? 280 00:28:06,991 --> 00:28:10,201 Now tell me who I am. 281 00:28:10,201 --> 00:28:11,902 My love. 282 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,500 Don't hurt me. 283 00:28:21,388 --> 00:28:23,423 Oh, Carmela. 284 00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:17,027 Where are you going? Are you leaving me alone? 285 00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:25,070 Carmela, I'm only human. Are you going to eat me? 286 00:30:36,019 --> 00:30:38,638 "How to prolong orgasm" 287 00:30:46,515 --> 00:30:49,000 Dear! 288 00:30:54,236 --> 00:30:56,204 Dear! 289 00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:09,901 Why did you stay in the bathtub for so long? 290 00:31:09,904 --> 00:31:15,529 I looked in the medicine cabinet. tablets for this headache. 291 00:31:15,529 --> 00:31:19,756 - That's terrible! - You've had a headache for three days. 292 00:31:19,884 --> 00:31:25,595 Your headaches will go away on their own, I don't know what to do to get rid of mine. 293 00:31:25,737 --> 00:31:31,092 When this headache occurs, It's scary because it doesn't do anything anymore. 294 00:31:31,679 --> 00:31:34,809 Is it just your head that isn't working? 295 00:31:34,816 --> 00:31:38,201 What you are thinking about works very well. 296 00:31:38,202 --> 00:31:42,781 but I can't concentrate when I have other ideas in mind. 297 00:31:43,584 --> 00:31:46,469 - Where are you going? - Listen, Tonina, let's talk. 298 00:31:46,502 --> 00:31:49,201 This little one worries me a lot. 299 00:31:49,201 --> 00:31:52,001 - At this time? - Yes, at this moment! 300 00:31:52,765 --> 00:31:54,849 Come on, Fifi! 301 00:32:02,903 --> 00:32:06,380 - Three days since dad stopped working. - Tonino! 302 00:32:10,332 --> 00:32:12,513 - Tonino! - Yes. 303 00:32:12,726 --> 00:32:16,126 Did you sleep? Excuse me for a moment. 304 00:32:20,505 --> 00:32:25,561 Do you think it is necessary to have a goal in life? 305 00:32:25,761 --> 00:32:30,363 Yes, avoiding earthly pleasures. This is what Saint Anthony says. 306 00:32:31,671 --> 00:32:36,027 Even Saint Anthony says that? And what else does it say? 307 00:32:40,586 --> 00:32:42,249 here it is... 308 00:32:45,519 --> 00:32:50,875 It's almost better than the original. They won't notice anything, not even my son. 309 00:32:57,881 --> 00:33:00,361 I replaced the entire collection. 310 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:06,128 We will never notice the theft. 311 00:33:39,477 --> 00:33:44,098 When Saint Anthony went into the desert avoid temptation 312 00:33:44,099 --> 00:33:49,906 the devil, disguised as a perverted woman, he tried to make him sin. 313 00:33:50,234 --> 00:33:53,401 What are you doing, dad? Go and rest. 314 00:33:53,401 --> 00:33:54,701 No... 315 00:33:55,729 --> 00:33:59,199 Even for Saint Anthony, It wasn't easy. 316 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:03,204 Really. And they didn't teach me that in the seminary. 317 00:34:36,023 --> 00:34:37,530 My love. 318 00:34:39,014 --> 00:34:40,632 SO? 319 00:34:53,442 --> 00:34:54,969 What's there? 320 00:34:58,715 --> 00:35:01,121 - Who's there? - It's me. 321 00:35:01,469 --> 00:35:03,900 I! What are you doing on the floor? 322 00:35:03,900 --> 00:35:05,702 Don't shoot! 323 00:35:05,914 --> 00:35:09,701 - But what are you doing? - I tripped. 324 00:35:11,646 --> 00:35:13,940 Lord, please! 325 00:35:14,342 --> 00:35:19,001 - Did you want to eat at midnight? - Watch out, my Vili! 326 00:35:19,099 --> 00:35:22,081 I just wanted to drink, and I was starving. 327 00:35:22,318 --> 00:35:28,121 Were you hungry? 328 00:35:28,494 --> 00:35:33,027 You have to stop all this. 329 00:35:33,094 --> 00:35:36,375 Do you want to end up like a big ball? 330 00:35:36,818 --> 00:35:41,559 Rosalia, take everything back to the kitchen. 331 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:46,771 He is not a human being, 332 00:35:47,246 --> 00:35:50,523 Your appetite will never be satisfied. 333 00:35:53,603 --> 00:35:57,501 You have a mark on your chest. What is this? 334 00:35:57,545 --> 00:36:00,994 Stop touching her with your wandering hands, dad. 335 00:36:01,545 --> 00:36:04,103 And you, why are you smiling? 336 00:36:06,494 --> 00:36:09,007 Let's go back to the room, Carmela. 337 00:36:09,202 --> 00:36:11,583 How you scared me! 338 00:36:11,884 --> 00:36:14,001 Do not eat the earth. 339 00:36:14,460 --> 00:36:16,701 What do you have? Are you obsessed with Carmela? 340 00:36:16,701 --> 00:36:18,601 Me too, you know. 341 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:35,608 Aren't you eating, Mimi? Do you have heart problems? 342 00:36:35,974 --> 00:36:40,228 You should go to the clinic. You have these dark circles under your eyes. 343 00:36:43,617 --> 00:36:48,068 - What are you doing dressed like that? - I miss my cloak. 344 00:36:50,849 --> 00:36:53,210 Does anyone know where she is? 345 00:36:55,057 --> 00:36:56,701 Maybe you, grandpa? 346 00:36:56,706 --> 00:37:00,934 Me, what should I do with that? No, I wouldn't touch her for the world. 347 00:37:04,853 --> 00:37:07,329 - Good morning. - Good morning. 348 00:37:08,465 --> 00:37:09,621 It's cold. 349 00:37:09,621 --> 00:37:12,599 It's too cold, too hot, too bright, too dark. 350 00:37:12,599 --> 00:37:16,199 Do you think you are a princess? I'm leaving! 351 00:37:16,199 --> 00:37:20,099 Stop, Rosalia! Don't belittle me! 352 00:37:20,099 --> 00:37:22,409 I would rather die. 353 00:37:22,452 --> 00:37:26,697 They will even put horns on the gentleman. But he'll laugh while doing it. 354 00:37:26,699 --> 00:37:30,815 Did you hear? What horns is she talking about? 355 00:37:30,971 --> 00:37:33,501 - It's an old story. - How come? 356 00:37:33,599 --> 00:37:37,398 - In Sicily, we kill for honor. - Why not legalize murder? 357 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:41,701 - However, we die in prison. - Why don't you take revenge now? 358 00:37:41,802 --> 00:37:43,809 It's an old story. 359 00:37:44,045 --> 00:37:47,755 Like the one about Sicilian masculinity? 360 00:37:49,447 --> 00:37:52,469 On this point, you can trust me. 361 00:37:55,402 --> 00:37:57,985 Tonino, help me. 362 00:37:58,795 --> 00:38:00,701 Air conditioning? 363 00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:05,001 The rest doesn't work, but your memory works great. 364 00:38:07,342 --> 00:38:10,702 Why is Carmela so nervous? 365 00:38:12,072 --> 00:38:14,353 Another story... 366 00:38:16,181 --> 00:38:20,105 Your father didn't tell me. Why were you expelled from the seminary? 367 00:38:20,177 --> 00:38:24,701 - They didn't send me back. - So you still want to become a priest? 368 00:38:25,248 --> 00:38:26,876 God willing. 369 00:38:27,103 --> 00:38:31,213 What is God doing in this? Do you have a profession? 370 00:38:31,507 --> 00:38:36,795 I don't understand why. You all doubt my call. 371 00:38:37,804 --> 00:38:40,998 Jer dobre namjere nisu dovoljne. 372 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,030 - What do you think? - You understood me well. 373 00:38:44,291 --> 00:38:47,101 And don't tell me any stories. 374 00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:51,001 I saw you don't spend your nights praying. 375 00:38:51,505 --> 00:38:55,476 Tonino! Why are you running away? 376 00:38:57,025 --> 00:39:02,291 I wanted to tell Carmela that your father... I went to Palermo because of the air conditioning. 377 00:39:02,692 --> 00:39:05,030 Tonino, what's up? 378 00:39:05,331 --> 00:39:07,431 Where are you going? Come back! 379 00:39:09,579 --> 00:39:13,150 I really don't understand this stupid kid. 380 00:39:29,679 --> 00:39:33,235 What should I do with 18,000 lira pension? 381 00:39:33,545 --> 00:39:37,059 I am waiting for the registered package from Lugano. 382 00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:42,300 10,000 lira. 383 00:39:42,300 --> 00:39:46,498 It's expensive, but it's good quality. My cousin also uses it. 384 00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:49,001 With that you will be like a Turk. 385 00:39:50,003 --> 00:39:53,353 No need to show me your papers. I know you, you are Baron Niscemi. 386 00:40:00,092 --> 00:40:03,396 Tonino, can you bring me a glass of wine? 387 00:40:04,918 --> 00:40:06,697 Immediately. 388 00:40:13,905 --> 00:40:15,201 THANKS. 389 00:40:23,804 --> 00:40:27,039 It's good for the blood. Did Rosalia choose him? 390 00:40:27,039 --> 00:40:29,244 No, Carmela did. 391 00:40:31,311 --> 00:40:34,298 It brings freshness to this home. 392 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:36,722 And she is so beautiful! 393 00:40:36,869 --> 00:40:40,331 Let's take a walk. I have so much to tell you. 394 00:40:42,668 --> 00:40:44,800 Do you like it, Carmela? 395 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:48,001 Everyone knows it, even the saints. 396 00:40:48,099 --> 00:40:50,898 A saint must be able to learn. 397 00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:54,202 And once he learned, Will he want to remain a saint? 398 00:40:54,215 --> 00:40:57,873 - Trust me. - If you were in my place. 399 00:40:57,914 --> 00:41:02,168 If I were you, I will try at least once. 400 00:41:02,427 --> 00:41:05,364 - What to try? - To see if I like fucking. 401 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,300 Karmela is not the only girl, you know. 402 00:41:08,601 --> 00:41:10,601 - Rosalie! - This one? 403 00:41:10,606 --> 00:41:13,300 If only she was attractive, but now... 404 00:41:13,302 --> 00:41:17,282 I was thinking of Lola. If you want, I'll talk to him. 405 00:41:17,471 --> 00:41:21,101 We'll find a deal. It's just a matter of money. 406 00:41:21,110 --> 00:41:23,847 I'll fix that for you tonight. 407 00:41:24,547 --> 00:41:26,248 Tonight? 408 00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:31,681 - What the hell? - Tonino! Nice way of speaking! 409 00:41:31,882 --> 00:41:37,246 Don't tell anyone about it. If your father finds out, I arranged this for you. 410 00:41:38,594 --> 00:41:41,612 - What if it doesn't work? - What? 411 00:41:43,159 --> 00:41:44,846 Fuck it. 412 00:41:46,496 --> 00:41:51,043 Who touched my fat? I would like to know that. 413 00:41:55,842 --> 00:41:58,400 Hell, it's written in Chinese, 414 00:41:58,434 --> 00:42:02,436 in German, French and Portuguese. 415 00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:03,798 Oh, 416 00:42:03,998 --> 00:42:11,010 "Vigor" is used to fight fatigue and for increasing male virility. 417 00:42:11,289 --> 00:42:12,929 Perfectly! 418 00:42:14,608 --> 00:42:17,929 And now... the two of us, Carmela! 419 00:42:23,311 --> 00:42:27,277 Tonight the Turk will show you! 420 00:42:29,456 --> 00:42:32,101 Carmel! word of honor 421 00:42:32,201 --> 00:42:35,001 Tonight you will ascend to heaven! 422 00:42:35,409 --> 00:42:39,233 I feel hunger, greed. 423 00:42:39,621 --> 00:42:42,407 I feel like a real barbarian! 424 00:42:42,635 --> 00:42:46,001 What am I saying? Bird of prey. 425 00:42:46,547 --> 00:42:49,793 Or better yet, a bull. 426 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:55,512 Come on, Carmela. What a beautiful sight! 427 00:42:55,967 --> 00:42:58,172 Come to bed. 428 00:42:58,273 --> 00:43:00,173 I'll take you! 429 00:43:09,492 --> 00:43:10,949 So what? 430 00:43:12,449 --> 00:43:14,010 therefore, 431 00:43:18,139 --> 00:43:20,996 Forgive me, Carmela! 432 00:43:21,190 --> 00:43:24,800 I really want to be with you I feel so good. 433 00:43:24,806 --> 00:43:28,757 I would give you a TV, fridge and all contents. 434 00:43:28,815 --> 00:43:33,614 I would give you my whole life. But I can't, Carmela. 435 00:43:34,771 --> 00:43:38,019 You are insensitive to my pain. 436 00:43:51,501 --> 00:43:55,155 Tonight though... absolutely nothing. 437 00:44:13,094 --> 00:44:14,552 Are they? 438 00:44:15,721 --> 00:44:20,088 - Tonino, if you only knew. - What's going on, grandpa? 439 00:44:20,099 --> 00:44:22,880 Miracle! 440 00:44:23,554 --> 00:44:27,932 Look, three hours have passed. how hard it is! 441 00:44:27,940 --> 00:44:30,851 It is made of iron, like the Eiffel Tower! 442 00:44:30,867 --> 00:44:34,818 May this "Strength" be blessed! What a pity! 443 00:44:35,043 --> 00:44:38,201 - What can I do about it? - Help me, Tonino! 444 00:44:38,302 --> 00:44:42,900 Take me to Lola. I want to see. What will she do in front of this monument? 445 00:44:43,025 --> 00:44:45,795 - At this time? - Yes, at this moment! 446 00:44:47,824 --> 00:44:51,463 - Have you thought about prayer? - Why pray? 447 00:44:51,804 --> 00:44:55,311 Lola knows much more about this than the Lord. 448 00:44:55,338 --> 00:44:58,436 Go wake up Mimi so we can get her car. 449 00:45:13,442 --> 00:45:16,346 You will be surprised, Lola! 450 00:45:33,054 --> 00:45:35,652 My God! Who's there? 451 00:45:37,085 --> 00:45:40,400 - What do you want? 452 00:45:43,460 --> 00:45:47,101 Lola! You have visitors! 453 00:45:47,117 --> 00:45:52,061 - Wake up, I have visitors! - Please, let me sleep. 454 00:45:52,182 --> 00:45:54,123 I have a visitor! 455 00:45:55,097 --> 00:45:56,501 Who is this? 456 00:45:56,501 --> 00:46:00,501 It's Don Salvatore, he wants to go upstairs. 457 00:46:00,507 --> 00:46:04,224 5,000! This is a state of emergency! 458 00:46:04,688 --> 00:46:06,586 A hopeless case! 459 00:46:06,599 --> 00:46:10,960 - Can't you wait until tomorrow? - Why tomorrow? Immediately! 460 00:46:11,139 --> 00:46:14,784 - I'll give you 10,000. - Very good, come in 5 minutes. 461 00:46:16,456 --> 00:46:19,231 It's huge! 462 00:46:23,219 --> 00:46:26,617 Don Salvatore, has it been a long time since you did this? 463 00:46:26,742 --> 00:46:32,701 I think it was in the 40s or 50s. 464 00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:35,326 Okay, let's not talk about it anymore. 465 00:46:40,632 --> 00:46:44,699 - Have you tried cold water? - I don't want to get pneumonia. 466 00:46:44,699 --> 00:46:47,201 - Can't you do anything? - Nothing. 467 00:46:47,201 --> 00:46:48,702 Absolutely nothing? 468 00:46:51,784 --> 00:46:57,324 - Have you tried not to think about it anymore? - How can I stop thinking about it? 469 00:47:08,402 --> 00:47:12,701 I don't want you to watch. Come on, get out! 470 00:47:14,976 --> 00:47:19,447 - You're not going out, Tonino? - No. You're going out too, Tonino. 471 00:47:27,054 --> 00:47:28,998 Get out! 472 00:47:42,514 --> 00:47:45,860 - Who could have suspected, Don Salvatore? - Yes. 473 00:48:06,817 --> 00:48:12,264 Lord, forgive these sinners. 474 00:48:16,867 --> 00:48:19,798 - He's coming! - But no, it's that old man. 475 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:23,599 Why is it always busy? Day or night. 476 00:48:23,599 --> 00:48:27,105 - Tonino, Mimi! - Let's go quickly, Mimi! 477 00:48:27,106 --> 00:48:31,599 Help! Tonino, Mimi! It's not my fault, I swear! 478 00:48:31,599 --> 00:48:34,298 - My God. - He's coming! 479 00:48:34,300 --> 00:48:37,900 - It suddenly hit him. - What can we do? 480 00:48:37,903 --> 00:48:40,360 Let's take him to the hospital. 481 00:48:41,367 --> 00:48:44,246 slowly 482 00:48:45,856 --> 00:48:49,137 gently, Don't hurt his hand. 483 00:49:17,110 --> 00:49:19,036 Can I come in? 484 00:49:19,335 --> 00:49:21,501 - Are you a family? - His son. 485 00:49:21,501 --> 00:49:23,840 Please come in. 486 00:49:28,411 --> 00:49:32,101 - Did you hope to see me dead? - What do you say, dad? 487 00:49:32,101 --> 00:49:36,201 - Maybe I'm good for the cemetery... - Calm down. 488 00:49:36,204 --> 00:49:39,226 ...but I'm still a real man! 489 00:49:39,610 --> 00:49:42,543 - Is this ointment from your son? - Yes. 490 00:49:45,141 --> 00:49:49,784 So, dear friend, Your father has nothing to worry about. 491 00:49:50,067 --> 00:49:53,235 It will be published in three weeks at the latest. 492 00:49:54,016 --> 00:49:56,304 I was worried. 493 00:49:59,619 --> 00:50:02,601 - What's his name? - Hello? 494 00:50:03,762 --> 00:50:05,471 Mast. 495 00:50:06,952 --> 00:50:08,300 "Force." 496 00:50:08,501 --> 00:50:11,001 - Where did you get it from? - At the post office. 497 00:50:11,007 --> 00:50:14,137 I mean, it was mailed to me. 498 00:50:14,708 --> 00:50:18,041 Go to the lab to run some tests on it. 499 00:50:18,326 --> 00:50:21,981 - My father is sick, doctor. - You are the one who said that! 500 00:50:22,278 --> 00:50:25,070 I would love to see these results. 501 00:50:29,911 --> 00:50:32,331 Damn, so hot! 502 00:50:39,085 --> 00:50:42,516 Hold tight or I'll put it aside for a bit. 503 00:50:51,628 --> 00:50:55,507 - What are you doing? - I love the smell of tomatoes. 504 00:50:55,563 --> 00:50:59,061 Seeing what I sweated, You won't smell like a tomato. 505 00:51:02,144 --> 00:51:04,000 - Attention! - I'm sorry. 506 00:51:12,219 --> 00:51:14,166 The taste is good. 507 00:51:24,188 --> 00:51:26,324 Are you going to eat me or what? 508 00:51:35,398 --> 00:51:39,900 - Ma'am, may I set the table... Ma'am? - Yes, for Tonina and for me. 509 00:51:39,909 --> 00:51:43,199 Vincenzo is not back yet, and Mimi has the flu. 510 00:51:43,199 --> 00:51:48,724 Indigestion, I could have sworn that was it. 511 00:51:48,889 --> 00:51:52,592 If it was the flu, even the virus would eat it. 512 00:55:20,719 --> 00:55:24,032 The only thing missing was this card! 513 00:55:28,349 --> 00:55:34,059 I paid 300,000 lira for these analyses, 514 00:55:34,159 --> 00:55:36,989 It helps me to know that his heart is beating. 515 00:55:37,034 --> 00:55:41,101 Who wants to get married just to move furniture? 516 00:55:41,858 --> 00:55:45,599 I have to prove that all this can happen to me. 517 00:55:45,601 --> 00:55:47,400 I'll prove it. 518 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:52,213 Then we'll see if Baron Niscemi really is 519 00:55:54,275 --> 00:55:58,300 I need you to be able to testify. 520 00:55:58,601 --> 00:56:02,400 that I did it twice today. 521 00:56:03,472 --> 00:56:07,009 This story needs to be clarified. 522 00:56:08,269 --> 00:56:12,717 I must take command again, from morning till night. 523 00:56:12,867 --> 00:56:15,925 That should calm her down, right? 524 00:56:16,007 --> 00:56:19,376 Carmela turned it into a complex. 525 00:56:22,590 --> 00:56:27,346 How many sins would you make me commit! 526 00:56:28,099 --> 00:56:31,900 Karmela has to work from evening to morning. That way she will be tired. 527 00:56:31,900 --> 00:56:34,300 and sleep at night. - What do you know? 528 00:56:34,300 --> 00:56:38,795 Women have to work. if they don't want to go crazy. 529 00:56:38,903 --> 00:56:40,494 But yes! 530 00:56:41,494 --> 00:56:43,295 It's true! 531 00:57:16,807 --> 00:57:19,230 And now let's build another wall. 532 00:57:53,623 --> 00:57:56,802 Are you resting while I'm working? 533 00:57:56,804 --> 00:57:59,487 I'm sorry. I'll help you right away. 534 00:58:02,039 --> 00:58:04,025 Clean me up there. 535 00:58:05,038 --> 00:58:08,411 - Can't you ask Rosalie? - What's going on? 536 00:58:08,418 --> 00:58:12,000 All of you are afraid to touch a woman, in this house? 537 00:58:13,096 --> 00:58:15,713 Come on, clean me up. 538 00:58:27,432 --> 00:58:29,922 Is this good? 539 00:58:33,449 --> 00:58:37,048 Press harder. 540 00:58:37,449 --> 00:58:40,050 or it won't go away. 541 00:58:47,239 --> 00:58:49,280 And like this? 542 00:59:11,865 --> 00:59:14,001 Do you like that? 543 00:59:17,501 --> 00:59:18,802 A curve. 544 00:59:20,201 --> 00:59:22,813 - What did you say? - Bitch! 545 00:59:23,331 --> 00:59:27,309 Come on, take a shower to freshen up! 546 00:59:34,125 --> 00:59:35,800 Don't go in! 547 00:59:35,900 --> 00:59:40,302 So what? Why don't you put chair by the door? 548 00:59:40,947 --> 00:59:44,050 Are you afraid that people will see you naked? 549 00:59:44,309 --> 00:59:48,052 Or maybe you have something to hide? - Go away! 550 00:59:48,621 --> 00:59:51,844 Why are you treating me so badly? 551 00:59:52,244 --> 00:59:55,998 because you did not consider me your mother, Consider me a friend. 552 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:59,501 You are neither my mother nor my friend. Friends like you, I can do without them. 553 00:59:59,541 --> 01:00:01,798 Wait, I'm going to soap you up. 554 01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:04,498 - I don't want to. - For what? 555 01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:06,237 Stop! 556 01:00:12,322 --> 01:00:16,800 You see, I don't bite. I'll give you some good soap. 557 01:00:19,860 --> 01:00:22,001 Leave me alone! 558 01:00:22,007 --> 01:00:26,199 And now, the face! Smile at me. 559 01:00:26,199 --> 01:00:29,021 I don't want to. 560 01:00:32,726 --> 01:00:34,268 Stop! 561 01:00:35,228 --> 01:00:37,498 I have soap in my eyes! 562 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:40,101 That will teach you to insult me. 563 01:00:40,103 --> 01:00:41,628 Bitch! 564 01:00:50,396 --> 01:00:52,445 Bitch! 565 01:01:11,074 --> 01:01:14,199 Nothing, just a service call. 566 01:01:14,407 --> 01:01:18,918 You will have fun! We all have fun serving in the military. 567 01:01:19,159 --> 01:01:23,086 - Don't make a big deal out of it, Mimi. - Do it yourself, military service! 568 01:01:23,108 --> 01:01:26,199 May I know what's going on? What's there? 569 01:01:26,199 --> 01:01:29,041 - Here. - This is his call to serve. 570 01:01:29,284 --> 01:01:32,300 Is that why you make such a big deal out of it? 571 01:01:32,300 --> 01:01:37,293 Don't cry, Mimi. He will explain to me what he will make you do. 572 01:01:37,554 --> 01:01:42,000 I will ask a friend. placed near the house. 573 01:01:42,003 --> 01:01:45,199 I know people in very high positions, you know that. 574 01:01:45,208 --> 01:01:49,300 Just one call and everything will be taken care of. 575 01:01:49,302 --> 01:01:51,099 Don't despair. 576 01:01:51,101 --> 01:01:55,000 Remember that you are the son of Baron Niscemi. 577 01:01:57,123 --> 01:02:00,400 "Close to home"... And they send me to Bassano! 578 01:02:00,405 --> 01:02:03,500 Don't cry, this uniform looks good on you. 579 01:02:03,965 --> 01:02:08,201 It was better to find a sedentary job, but there is nothing we can do about it. 580 01:02:10,554 --> 01:02:14,248 When you get back, I'll make you cannoli. 581 01:02:14,356 --> 01:02:16,804 How you love them so much, Mimi! 582 01:02:21,356 --> 01:02:23,789 Did you find a place, Mimi? 583 01:02:23,804 --> 01:02:25,653 are you eating 584 01:02:31,856 --> 01:02:34,833 He smelled mortadella! 585 01:02:36,472 --> 01:02:38,088 That's good! 586 01:03:07,572 --> 01:03:09,724 - Madam? - What is that? 587 01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:12,313 The workers are here. 588 01:03:12,313 --> 01:03:14,099 Ah, finally! 589 01:03:14,204 --> 01:03:18,000 - I'll get dressed and go downstairs. 590 01:03:18,001 --> 01:03:20,599 They say it will be on the roof. 591 01:03:20,733 --> 01:03:25,795 Very good. Call me when they're done. 592 01:04:04,807 --> 01:04:08,480 Come help me. 593 01:04:08,481 --> 01:04:13,981 - We can't do that. 594 01:04:56,875 --> 01:05:02,101 But... how did you dress, Tonino? 595 01:05:03,563 --> 01:05:06,501 With your first communion dress! 596 01:05:10,056 --> 01:05:13,893 Don't laugh! Please stop laughing. 597 01:05:23,728 --> 01:05:27,000 - Do you let them look at you? - What, are you jealous? 598 01:05:27,001 --> 01:05:30,045 Keep acting proud and eventually you'll explode. 599 01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:35,376 I will die laughing! 600 01:05:47,786 --> 01:05:51,000 What do you want from me? You attract me first. 601 01:05:51,199 --> 01:05:53,501 then you push me away. 602 01:05:54,393 --> 01:05:59,215 Does that amuse you? You can't believe it. Should I have fun too? 603 01:06:03,045 --> 01:06:08,385 Do you know what I mean, Carmela? Yes, you want to be fucked too. 604 01:06:10,101 --> 01:06:14,233 And you, what are you looking at, Saint Anthony? I'm not a saint. 605 01:06:38,382 --> 01:06:42,117 - How are you, grandfather? - What a nice surprise, Tonino. 606 01:06:43,273 --> 01:06:46,987 Look, I brought you. fruit and pastries. 607 01:06:47,452 --> 01:06:49,518 Is it Christmas? 608 01:06:50,996 --> 01:06:53,702 - How are you feeling? - Like this. 609 01:06:53,702 --> 01:06:58,349 I never liked hospitals. It smells like disinfectant and death. 610 01:06:58,429 --> 01:07:01,000 It's better not to think about it. 611 01:07:02,429 --> 01:07:04,500 - How are you? - Like what? 612 01:07:04,501 --> 01:07:06,101 With Carmelo? 613 01:07:08,168 --> 01:07:12,199 - There is another, more serious problem. - Is that right? 614 01:07:12,208 --> 01:07:16,563 You were right. I have to study. What kind of person am I? 615 01:07:16,766 --> 01:07:19,367 Saint or sinner? 616 01:07:22,889 --> 01:07:25,800 Turn around so I can give you an injection. 617 01:07:25,820 --> 01:07:29,500 The old woman was rude to me. The only thing I care about 618 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:32,000 These are women and donkeys. 619 01:07:32,322 --> 01:07:34,554 You can still die. 620 01:07:37,853 --> 01:07:40,568 - You hurt me! - Slowly... 621 01:07:41,481 --> 01:07:45,083 These hands know how to do it. Who do you think I am? 622 01:07:46,626 --> 01:07:48,199 My nephew Tonino. 623 01:07:48,201 --> 01:07:50,300 - What a handsome boy. - THANK YOU. 624 01:07:50,945 --> 01:07:54,916 and i tell you Don Salvatore needs a break. 625 01:07:55,318 --> 01:07:58,300 And stop thinking about the same thing over and over. 626 01:07:58,300 --> 01:08:00,001 What thing? 627 01:08:00,108 --> 01:08:03,219 - She was probably talking about discoveries. - He's coming! 628 01:08:03,842 --> 01:08:06,891 You are in no position to talk about it. 629 01:08:20,605 --> 01:08:23,500 - Where is Lola? - Help me! 630 01:08:23,506 --> 01:08:26,966 - I'm in a hurry. Where is Lola? - In the kitchen. 631 01:08:30,417 --> 01:08:35,000 Damn you, you and the car! 632 01:08:37,837 --> 01:08:42,494 You've made up your mind! You come by taxi, but dressed like a gentleman. 633 01:08:43,431 --> 01:08:46,430 My grandfather told me to come here. 634 01:08:46,765 --> 01:08:48,711 He gave me this letter. 635 01:08:49,112 --> 01:08:51,112 - Is she for me? - Yes. 636 01:08:53,430 --> 01:08:56,247 Is Don Salvatore better? 637 01:08:56,475 --> 01:09:00,800 - Not really. We are treating him. - Let's see what he wrote. 638 01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:05,661 "Do me a favor. 639 01:09:05,699 --> 01:09:09,195 You will receive 10,000 lira as a gift. 640 01:09:11,289 --> 01:09:14,612 Tell him as a favor that I do it for free. 641 01:09:14,643 --> 01:09:16,500 Come tonight after 10 o'clock. 642 01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:19,300 Use your tool, Tonino. 643 01:09:19,300 --> 01:09:24,631 At your age, one cat in particular 644 01:10:03,305 --> 01:10:05,173 What are you doing here? 645 01:10:05,175 --> 01:10:07,574 Be careful or I'll tell your father. 646 01:10:39,463 --> 01:10:41,500 Tonino, what are you doing? 647 01:10:41,501 --> 01:10:44,300 Yes, you looked at the photo. 648 01:10:44,344 --> 01:10:47,652 Now stay here. until your father comes back. 649 01:10:47,747 --> 01:10:50,234 That's how you can explain it to him. 650 01:10:56,242 --> 01:10:58,108 You won't pass! 651 01:10:59,769 --> 01:11:01,908 Don't move. 652 01:11:25,442 --> 01:11:27,126 Go away. 653 01:11:29,539 --> 01:11:33,037 Come on, Carmela! I have a surprise for you. 654 01:11:33,404 --> 01:11:37,001 Two tickets for the evening at the town hall. 655 01:11:37,243 --> 01:11:41,492 The First Lady will be there, but you will be the most beautiful of all. 656 01:11:43,793 --> 01:11:46,699 - How elegant you are! - THANK YOU. 657 01:11:46,699 --> 01:11:48,000 Very elegant. 658 01:11:48,001 --> 01:11:53,000 - You can go to bed. - Or watch TV, if you want. 659 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,947 You are kind. 660 01:12:46,677 --> 01:12:50,036 What an innocent soul we have here. 661 01:12:53,524 --> 01:12:57,573 But you have to try. joys of life, my little one. 662 01:12:59,814 --> 01:13:02,055 I like you! 663 01:13:07,265 --> 01:13:09,403 But what are you doing? 664 01:13:15,698 --> 01:13:20,137 Go back to bed! 665 01:13:25,109 --> 01:13:28,682 You are cute. 666 01:13:29,875 --> 01:13:32,381 Let me bite you. 667 01:13:46,740 --> 01:13:51,630 He looks like a corpse! This has never happened to me before! 668 01:13:51,837 --> 01:13:54,671 Find out who Lola is! 669 01:13:54,911 --> 01:13:57,300 Ask your grandfather! 670 01:13:57,306 --> 01:14:03,734 All of Sicily comes to see Lola! I'd make you straighten the Leaning Tower of Pisa! 671 01:14:05,698 --> 01:14:10,489 Maybe you should wear this robe. and become a eunuch. 672 01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:13,000 No, I'm a man. 673 01:14:28,824 --> 01:14:33,292 Your skin is as soft as an eggplant. 674 01:14:33,622 --> 01:14:37,207 I'll do something for you. which your grandfather loved. 675 01:14:41,721 --> 01:14:44,502 What was your grandfather's taste? 676 01:14:47,244 --> 01:14:50,779 don't move... 677 01:14:52,568 --> 01:14:54,777 Here I am. 678 01:14:57,144 --> 01:14:59,899 Here I am! 679 01:15:03,108 --> 01:15:05,800 1,2... 680 01:15:06,465 --> 01:15:11,386 Niscemi's seminar! 681 01:15:16,952 --> 01:15:18,637 Kiss me! 682 01:15:30,609 --> 01:15:33,800 Nerd! Son of a bitch! Where are you going? 683 01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:36,274 Come back, let's try again! 684 01:15:36,774 --> 01:15:40,475 Unfortunately! 685 01:15:49,634 --> 01:15:53,518 Who closed the door? More than that is missing. 686 01:16:52,509 --> 01:16:55,537 Stop! Hands up or I'll shoot! 687 01:17:00,135 --> 01:17:02,411 What are you doing here, Tonino? 688 01:17:02,804 --> 01:17:05,462 Answer me! What are you doing here? 689 01:17:05,854 --> 01:17:10,061 Can't you see he's praying? Maybe he saw Madonna. 690 01:17:10,521 --> 01:17:14,204 Madonna, you say? So we are ruined! 691 01:17:14,283 --> 01:17:17,800 What will happen if someone finds out? 692 01:17:17,801 --> 01:17:21,000 People will come here, believing it to be a holy place, 693 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:23,850 and our orange harvest will be destroyed. 694 01:17:28,703 --> 01:17:30,500 You see, my uncle, 695 01:17:30,501 --> 01:17:35,300 it could be useful to me to have a saint in the family. 696 01:17:35,301 --> 01:17:36,300 For what? 697 01:17:36,300 --> 01:17:41,399 We could call it the "blessed fruit" on boxes of oranges. 698 01:17:41,399 --> 01:17:45,610 That would be a sin, and who could afford it? 699 01:17:45,829 --> 01:17:49,399 I know that would be a great deal, but you know, 700 01:17:49,399 --> 01:17:53,199 some things are boring if we don't do them privately. 701 01:17:53,199 --> 01:17:57,135 I understand that we want to use it, but you know what i mean? 702 01:17:57,229 --> 01:18:01,585 Let's write a nice letter to the seminary. We'll see if they bring Tonino back. 703 01:18:02,025 --> 01:18:04,701 Have you seen Tonino? 704 01:18:05,676 --> 01:18:09,333 It is getting paler day by day. 705 01:18:09,635 --> 01:18:13,399 That's normal. He is growing in his years. 706 01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:15,400 That's probably it. 707 01:18:24,823 --> 01:18:27,582 - What? - Do you want to do it? 708 01:18:28,560 --> 01:18:31,104 Isn't it a little early? 709 01:18:31,405 --> 01:18:34,300 There's no time for things like this. 710 01:18:34,300 --> 01:18:37,600 - Have you forgotten Madonna? - What are you talking about? 711 01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:40,595 What if Tonino really saw her? 712 01:18:41,761 --> 01:18:45,216 You would rather wait until he returns to the seminary. 713 01:18:45,695 --> 01:18:51,395 In this case, it is better to postpone. 714 01:18:57,587 --> 01:18:59,800 I'm sorry... 715 01:19:16,926 --> 01:19:18,207 Carmel! 716 01:19:19,608 --> 01:19:22,007 - What is that? - My God! 717 01:19:29,567 --> 01:19:31,300 Take care of it. 718 01:19:31,300 --> 01:19:33,300 You are all here. 719 01:19:33,301 --> 01:19:36,301 I would like to talk to you one by one. 720 01:19:37,010 --> 01:19:39,314 And don't disturb him. 721 01:19:52,019 --> 01:19:55,800 How was Lola? 722 01:19:57,369 --> 01:19:59,000 GOOD. 723 01:19:59,100 --> 01:20:01,501 Have you done everything? 724 01:20:02,065 --> 01:20:05,356 It's not all, but I've started. 725 01:20:05,470 --> 01:20:08,422 I want you to finish. 726 01:20:10,181 --> 01:20:16,131 It's nice to kiss but you don't want to understand it. 727 01:20:16,988 --> 01:20:20,699 I tell myself that I would like it very much 728 01:20:20,900 --> 01:20:23,600 Die while I fuck myself. 729 01:20:24,149 --> 01:20:27,341 Will you do me a big favor? 730 01:20:27,341 --> 01:20:29,199 Whatever you want. 731 01:20:29,206 --> 01:20:32,100 So don't become a priest. 732 01:20:33,315 --> 01:20:35,551 And my invitation? 733 01:20:35,552 --> 01:20:39,002 Your true calling is women. 734 01:20:40,577 --> 01:20:43,899 Maybe Lola just wasn't your type. 735 01:20:48,362 --> 01:20:52,537 - You have to save Tonino. - What can I do? 736 01:20:54,511 --> 01:20:56,137 listen... 737 01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:04,199 What do you say, Don Salvatore? 738 01:21:06,193 --> 01:21:09,819 Give me your hand, Carmela. 739 01:21:12,176 --> 01:21:14,512 Hold me tight. 740 01:21:15,126 --> 01:21:17,800 That's it, okay. 741 01:21:19,537 --> 01:21:24,381 I admit that I am a little afraid of death. 742 01:21:26,318 --> 01:21:30,868 but I will have more courage if you hold my hand 743 01:21:33,591 --> 01:21:40,215 I leave my life in these beautiful hands. in exchange for your promise. 744 01:21:41,706 --> 01:21:44,427 That will be our secret. 745 01:21:47,460 --> 01:21:51,375 Make him a man, that's important. 746 01:21:51,759 --> 01:21:56,122 And don't cry. Now I can die happy. 747 01:21:57,627 --> 01:22:01,416 Mouse! 748 01:22:23,942 --> 01:22:26,744 Everything is getting out of control. 749 01:22:34,072 --> 01:22:37,882 - Is there any news from the seminar? - Not yet, dear. 750 01:22:38,023 --> 01:22:41,500 How is that? This letter has been here for three days. 751 01:22:41,501 --> 01:22:45,163 - Does it come from the rector? - Yes, that's what it says. 752 01:22:45,658 --> 01:22:48,944 "Holy Seminary of the Converts of Jesus". 753 01:22:49,440 --> 01:22:53,974 How is that possible? I'm always the last to know. 754 01:22:54,104 --> 01:22:58,800 I told you 100 times it's letters which are intended for me go to this table. 755 01:22:58,872 --> 01:23:02,332 - Who put it there? - I don't know, but she's there. 756 01:23:02,752 --> 01:23:05,000 Did they find him then? 757 01:23:10,001 --> 01:23:12,201 He is the rector. 758 01:23:13,005 --> 01:23:16,000 He's asking me to bring Tonino back. 759 01:23:16,353 --> 01:23:20,000 The story about Madonna surprised him. 760 01:23:21,087 --> 01:23:24,956 Are you happy now? Is that what you wanted? 761 01:23:25,185 --> 01:23:29,990 Tonino, the calling is something we have. or which we don't have. 762 01:23:30,702 --> 01:23:33,170 And I'm sure you have it. 763 01:23:34,462 --> 01:23:38,998 I have business in town, Carmela. When I get back, I'll accompany Tonino. 764 01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:42,801 While you're there, bring Rosalie. for her to do the shopping. 765 01:23:42,815 --> 01:23:45,784 I'll be back in a few hours. Goodbye, dear. 766 01:23:46,115 --> 01:23:50,322 - Quick, Rosalia, I have no time to waste. 767 01:24:09,337 --> 01:24:12,337 Leave it, I'll take care of it. 768 01:24:43,337 --> 01:24:46,725 I don't believe your vision story. 769 01:24:47,033 --> 01:24:49,372 Are you going to tell dad? 770 01:24:50,672 --> 01:24:53,673 No, I won't tell him anything. 771 01:24:56,630 --> 01:24:59,368 I promise, Carmela. 772 01:28:12,094 --> 01:28:14,890 Carmel! 773 01:28:15,190 --> 01:28:17,600 It paid off. 774 01:28:22,559 --> 01:28:25,033 - Carmel? - What is that? 775 01:28:26,132 --> 01:28:28,100 - Did you sleep? - How? 776 01:28:28,117 --> 01:28:30,563 - Did you sleep? - Yes, I slept. 777 01:28:30,713 --> 01:28:34,001 I wanted to tell you that the cow gave birth. 778 01:28:34,001 --> 01:28:35,400 What are you saying? 779 01:28:35,402 --> 01:28:38,082 The cow has given birth, dear! 780 01:28:39,502 --> 01:28:43,001 She gave birth to a beautiful little calf. 781 01:28:43,201 --> 01:28:45,202 It even has horns! 782 01:28:45,804 --> 01:28:49,632 What do you prefer to put on his head? Hat? 783 01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:53,545 Tonino, aren't you ready yet? 784 01:28:54,145 --> 01:28:57,546 - What are you doing up there? - I'm going to get some fresh air. 785 01:28:59,226 --> 01:29:01,010 do you smoke 786 01:29:01,310 --> 01:29:02,810 I smoke. 787 01:29:04,250 --> 01:29:07,210 I feel like I was just born. 788 01:29:07,828 --> 01:29:09,628 Are you naked? 789 01:29:12,904 --> 01:29:16,444 Lord! Don't you feel well, Tonino? 790 01:29:16,500 --> 01:29:19,341 Better than I've ever felt. 791 01:29:20,564 --> 01:29:24,761 - I wanted to inform you about the decision. - Do you want to make a scandal? 792 01:29:24,769 --> 01:29:29,444 What are you doing, Tonino? Try to say something, Carmela! 793 01:29:30,953 --> 01:29:34,869 I am not going back to the seminary. I'm staying here. 794 01:29:34,899 --> 01:29:37,001 This is madness! 795 01:29:37,001 --> 01:29:39,599 But what are you doing, Tonino? It's dollars! 796 01:29:39,600 --> 01:29:42,907 Tell him, Carmela! Get out of there, Tonino. 797 01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:45,100 What are you doing up there? 798 01:29:45,100 --> 01:29:50,100 Jesus-Mary-Joseph... What a scandal! 799 01:29:50,152 --> 01:29:52,600 What caused all this? 800 01:29:52,604 --> 01:29:56,801 I don't understand anything anymore. He became like his grandfather!